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USA Dragon Boating, LLC and Double Fifth Dragon Boating TERMS OF SERVICES AGREEMENT
Acceptance of Terms The Double Fifth Dragon Boating and/or the USA Dragon Boating, LLC website, (the "Website") and all of its content and services is owned and/or operated by USA Dragon Boating, LLC and its designated agents or service providers. Your use of this Website is conditioned upon your acceptance without modification of the terms, conditions, and notices contained or referenced in this Terms of Service Agreement (the "Agreement"). Look, we hate this stuff as much as you, but we paid a lot of money to our lawyers and they said we gotta do it.
Order Acceptance Policy Your receipt of an electronic or other form of order confirmation does not signify our acceptance of your order, nor does it constitute confirmation of our offer to sell. USA Dragon Boating, LLC and or Double Fifth Dragon Boating reserves the right at any time after receipt of your order to accept or decline your order for any reason. USA Dragon Boating, LLC and or Double Fifth Dragon Boating reserves the right at any time after receipt of your order, without prior notice to you, to supply less than the quantity you ordered of any item. We may require additional verifications or information before accepting any order. Look, don't get us wrong. We WANT to sell you stuff, but this is being done on a computer and we all know what THAT means. If we really are unsure if you are ordering or just clicking on stuff randomly we'll get in touch with you. If it's for the random stuff, we'll send over Guido.
International Shipping Policy USA Dragon Boating, LLC and or Double Fifth Dragon Boating can accept orders from and ship to Canada and certain other countries world wide. The amount charged for shipping in the shopping cart is an estimate only and may be significantly different than the actual charges. We will contact you with the correct shipping charges if they are different.
International shipping rates apply to all orders shipped outside the Continental U.S., Alaska, and Hawaii. Free shipping offers do not apply to international orders. Actual shipping charges will be calculated at the time of order. Our shiping rates are based on Fedex and United States Postal Service rates and we typically ship via Fedex and the United States Postal Service. We reserve the right to substitiute or change shipping companies with no notice. Not all international shipments are trackable.
You may be subject to brokerage fees, import tariffs, customs duties, customs clearance fees and value added taxes, as well as other local taxes assessed by customs authorities at the time of delivery to the destination country. These additional charges, generally known as Import Fees for customs clearance, are borne by you; we have no control over these Import Fees and do not calculate them at the time of purchase. Our international shipping rates reflect the base shipping charge not including Import Fees. Customs policies vary widely from country to country; you should contact your local customs office for further information. Additionally, when ordering from USA Dragon Boating, LLC and or Double Fifth Dragon Boating, you are considered the importer of record and must comply with all laws and regulations of the country in which you are receiving the goods. If you refuse to pay your local duty or tax and the carrier bills USA Dragon Boating, LLC and or Double Fifth Dragon Boating for the unpaid charges, these charges will be deducted from any refund for the rejected product. Failure to pay customs Import Fees may also jeopardize or terminate your ability to place future orders.
Your privacy is important to us, and we know that you care about how information about your order is used and shared. We would like our international customers to be aware that cross-border shipments are subject to opening and inspection by customs authorities. Also, we may provide certain order, shipment, and product information, such as titles, to our international carriers, and such information may be communicated by the carriers to customs authorities in order to facilitate customs clearance and comply with local laws.
Estimated delivery time is a calculation of time to ship + time in transit to customs + time in customs + time in transit for delivery. USA Dragon Boating, LLC and or Double Fifth Dragon Boating will not be held responsible or liable for any delays or problems that result at your local customs office.
Return shipping costs on international orders are the responsibility of the purchaser on all returned orders. Refunds will be for the merchandise amount only. USA Dragon Boating, LLC and or Double Fifth Dragon Boating cannot refund any duties, taxes or fees paid to customs on the order. No refunds will be given for items that are seized at your local customs office.
To inquire about international orders, please Contact Us. Whew, that was a long one. Bottom line, it's really freakin' expensive to ship internationally so find a bunch of your friends and teammates and send us one big order and we can probably ship it cheaper. Don't even think about trying to rip us off internationally. We have programmer friends in Eastern Europe and we'll send them your IP address. Guido ain't nothing compared to an Eastern European hacker on a mission.
Typographical Errors In the event content on the Website contains incorrect information, or a product is listed at an incorrect price, due to typographical errors or error in pricing information, USA Dragon Boating, LLC and or Double Fifth Dragon Boating shall have the right to refuse or cancel any orders placed for products listed at the incorrect price. USA Dragon Boating, LLC and or Double Fifth Dragon Boating shall have the right to refuse or cancel any such orders whether or not the order has been confirmed and your credit card charged. If your credit card has already been charged for the purchase and your order is cancelled, USA Dragon Boating, LLC and or Double Fifth Dragon Boating shall immediately issue a credit to your credit card account in the amount of the incorrect price. We have this section because sometimes we are idiots with fat fingers who can't type and forget how to proof a document. As we grow larger we will blame this on an intern.
Unsolicited Ideas USA Dragon Boating, LLC and or Double Fifth Dragon Boating welcomes feedback, questions and comments about its products, services and this Website. As a general policy, USA Dragon Boating, LLC and or Double Fifth Dragon Boating does not accept unsolicited ideas for products or services through this Website. All communications and other materials (including, without limitation, unsolicited ideas, photographs, drawings, suggestions, or materials) you send to this Website by e-mail or otherwise are and shall remain the sole and exclusive property of USA Dragon Boating, LLC and may be used by us for any purpose whatsoever, commercial or otherwise, without compensation to you. OK, we'll try to at least give you some credit, but don't count on it. Trust me, we have plenty of ideas already, in fact our heads are about to explode we have so many. At least the voices are telling us they are ideas.¦
Children Under 13 USA Dragon Boating, LLC and or Double Fifth Dragon Boating does not knowingly collect personally identifiable information from children under 13. In the event that USA Dragon Boating, LLC and or Double Fifth Dragon Boating learns it has collected any personal information from a child under the age of 13 without verification of parental consent, USA Dragon Boating, LLC and or Double Fifth Dragon Boating will delete that information from its database as quickly as reasonably possible. Hey, we've got kids too and everyone needs to take this seriously!
Disclosure and Use of Your Communications Any information provided to USA Dragon Boating, LLC and or Double Fifth Dragon Boating by you, or collected by USA Dragon Boating, LLCand or Double Fifth Dragon Boating through the use of the Website will be maintained in accordance with the USA Dragon Boating, LLC Privacy Policy. You agree to be solely responsible for providing accurate, current, and complete information about you as requested by USA Dragon Boating, LLC or its affiliates or service providers. We agree to shamelessly self promote ourselves by sending you communications regarding the cool stuff we've got going on or the great stuff we sell once in a while, but not enough to make you think we are stalking you or anything. We use a variety of methods of communication including email, regular mail, irregular mail, smoke signals, the Bat signal (which we modified to look like a dragon) or who knows, we might even talk to you (but never at dinner time)!
Ownership Notice and Usage Restrictions This Website and all content contained on this Website, including all names, logos, graphics, photographs and text, copyrights, service marks, and trademarks are the exclusive property of USA Dragon Boating, LLC and or Double Fifth Dragon Boating. You may not copy, reproduce, republish, post, distribute, transmit, or modify or otherwise use in any way any part of the Website without the express prior written consent of USA Dragon Boating, LLC. You further agree not to reverse engineer, hack, spam, block, disrupt, or otherwise change or alter the site; to do so may subject you to legal liability. USA Dragon Boating, LLC will, in its sole discretion, take all appropriate legal action and recourse for violations hereof. Wow, are you still reading? Hey, this is serious. If you want to rip us off at least give us the courtesy of a ‘na nuh na nu na nuh, we stole your ______!’ (But fill in the blank) Email is fine. We're not sure why anyone would want to hack or disrupt the site so if you're doing that (in which case we seriously doubt you read this) give us a call and we can help you find a girlfriend or something.
Indemnification By accessing the Website, you agree that you remain solely responsible for use of the Website, and you agree to indemnify and hold harmless, USA Dragon Boating, LLC and or Double Fifth Dragon Boating and its agents with respect to any claim based upon misuse of this Website or breach of any terms or conditions of this Agreement. You must also agree to indemnify and hold harmless small children, furry animals and our dog which is sort of a combination of the two.
Jurisdiction The services and information on this site are available in the United States and may not be available elsewhere. This Agreement shall be construed in accordance with the Laws of the United States of America, specifically the state of New Hampshire. All disputes arising from your use of this Website or under this Agreement shall be resolved in a court located in New Hampshire, without reference to conflict of laws or choice of laws statutes. We reserve the right to take any disputes to Judge Judy or any of the other TV courts. That should settle any disputes quickly.
Governing Language Any translation of this Policy is done for local requirements and in the event of a dispute between the English and any non-English versions, the English version of this License Agreement shall govern. Hey, we can hardly speak American, much less any of them there foreign languages. If you have a good copy of this agreement in any other languages send it our way and we'll file it away, permanently, where we keep all our other foreign language stuff.
Disclaimer of Warranties and Limitation of Liability This Website is made available to users AS IS without any warranty of any kind. USA Dragon Boating, LLC and or Double Fifth Dragon Boating makes no representations, guarantees, or warranties regarding the accuracy, reliability, confidentiality (except as set forth in the Privacy Policy) or completeness of the content (text and/or images) of this Website. USA DRAGON BOATING, LLC, and or Double Fifth Dragon Boating TO THE GREATEST EXTENT PERMISSIBLE BY LAW, DISCLAIMS ANY AND ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED. FURTHER, USA DRAGON BOATING, LLC, and or Double Fifth Dragon Boating DOES NOT WARRANT OR REPRESENT THAT THIS SITE OR THE SERVER THAT MAKES IT AVAILABLE IS ERROR-FREE OR THAT THE SITE WILL BE UNINTERRUPTED OR FREE OF DEFECTS, INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION, COMPUTER VIRUSES, WORMS, BUGS, TIMEBOMBS, WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION OR ANY OTHER SIMILAR PROBLEMS AND/OR DEFECTS. If we could do all of this stuff correctly do you think we'd be in the dragon boat business?
USA DRAGON BOATING, LLC, and or Double Fifth Dragon Boating SHALL NOT BE LIABLE FOR DAMAGES OF ANY KIND INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION, COMPENSATORY, SPECIAL, INCIDENTAL, EXEMPLARY, LOST PROFITS, LOSS OF REVENUE, AND/OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES ARISING OUT OF YOUR ACCESS TO OR INABILITY TO ACCESS THIS WEBSITE, OR YOUR USE OF OR RELIANCE UPON THIS SITE OR THE CONTENT HEREOF. IN ADDITION, USA DRAGON BOATING, LLC, and or Double Fifth Dragon Boating HAS NO DUTY TO UPDATE THIS SITE, OR THE CONTENT THEREOF, AND USA DRAGON BOATING, LLC,and or Double Fifth Dragon Boating SHALL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY FAILURE TO UPDATE SUCH INFORMATION. FURTHER, USA DRAGON BOATING, LLC and or Double Fifth Dragon Boating IS NEITHER RESPONSIBLE NOR LIABLE FOR YOUR USE OF OTHER WEB SITES THAT YOU MAY ACCESS VIA LINKS WITHIN THIS SITE. THOSE LINKS AND OTHER RESOURCES REFERENCED ON THIS SITE ARE PROVIDED MERELY AS A SERVICE TO USERS, AND INCLUSION IN THE USA DRAGON BOATING, LLC and or Double Fifth Dragon Boating SITE DOES NOT CONSTITUTE AN ENDORSEMENT BY NOR AFFILIATION WITH USA DRAGON BOATING, LLC. wow, all caps means we screamed that at you. That was pretty rude, but our lawyers screamed it at us first. Hey, the website is just a website and it's going to get screwed up once in a while. Don't blame us, for we know not what we did and we're probably on the phone to Tech Support right now trying to fix it. If you have warranty issues get off the internet and call us at 877-872-3211. We won't answer because we are on the phone with some tech geek, but you can leave us a message. As soon as we figure out how to pick up the messages we'll call you back.
Reservation of Rights USA Dragon Boating, LLC, in its sole discretion, reserves the right to take all action or inaction as allowed by law. If any term, condition, or provision of these Terms and Conditions of Use is determined to be unlawful, invalid, void, or for any reason unenforceable, the validity and enforceability of the remaining terms, conditions, and provisions shall not in any way be affected or impaired thereby. These Terms and Conditions of Use constitute the entire representation made by USA Dragon Boating, LLC, relating to the subject matter herein. Still reading, eh? This thing makes it sound like we have sole discretion over everything, which we do. Actually we have no soul, which is why we are selling dragon boat stuff on the web. That and because we couldn't get work at a real company.
Modifications to Service USA Dragon Boating, LLC, and or Double Fifth Dragon Boating reserves the right to modify in part or in whole, or temporarily or permanently discontinue this Website or any content contained therein for any reason and at anytime without notice to you. USA Dragon Boating, LLC and or Double Fifth Dragon Boating, is not liable to you or any third party for modifications, suspension or discontinuance of any services or content offered on this Website. OK, that about wraps it up. With the exception of our witty comments this is everything our overpriced lawyers told us we have to put up to protect our backsides from our kind and gentle visitors. We reserve the right to refuse service. No shoes, no shirt, know nothing. Be careful when you leave and don't trip on the crack in the sidewalk and be warned that the handrail on the stairs is loose. Don't drink and drive. Don't run with scissors. It’s all fun and games until someone puts an eye out. |